In an unnerving press conference last Tuesday, Elon Musk assured skeptical reporters that his DOGE government cutting efforts had nothing to do with his private business interests. "All of our actions are fully public," Musk stammered as his four year old son tore up the Oval Office carpet. "So if you see anything, you say like, wait a second, hey Elon, that [seems like], there's a conflict there, it's not like people are going to be shy about saying that." And he was right about that — nearly a week later, Reuters has reported that several government government workers fired [...]